Valpak aggression

A passive aggressive gesture after receiving a Valpak in the mail, the aggressor deliver coupons that are relevant to a situation in which a roommate/family member/girlfriend has caused damage to property; a situation that is funny that pertains to an inside joke.

"Ever since I spilled salsa on Sally she won't stop giving me coupons for dry cleaning. I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS VALPAK AGGRESSION!"

by DAT BOI JEFF October 12, 2016

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Homo aggressive

When you aggressively act in a homosexual manner, where one makes an aggressive sexual suggestion

Examples of homo aggressive statements
How about you suck me off? or Why don't you put your cock in my mouth?

How about you take your key and stick it in my ignition?

by M4RCU5X15 September 7, 2017

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cute aggression

A sudden urge project aggression towards anything of any sort of cuteness.

I just want to pop your head off...cute aggression

by Julz Of the Nile April 9, 2021

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Passive Aggressive Road Rage

When you drive the speed limit in front of a "monster truck" or something that is perceived as a "race car" by the owner sporting a micro penis. A fun thing to do is roll down your window and try to wave them around you when there is oncoming traffic. Also, putting your turn signal on for 10 miles is a neat thing to do :)

Bob: What is this ass-clown doing behind us? Why is he riding our ass with his brights on?!

Bill: Well Bob, he has a reeeaaally small penis and wants to prove to his lady friend how incredibly manly he is. Buckle up bitch, I am the master of Passive Aggressive Road Rage.

Bob: Let's teach him a lesson!

by Rocky Feather Toes April 25, 2023

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