According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

"vanished like a fart in the wind" 

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

"vanished like a fart in the wind" by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

wing and a prayer airlines

A less than major airline where "white-knuckeling" and bottom shelf tequila are necessary survival tactics. Ozark Air (OzArk), Bucket-O-Bolts Airlines (BOBA) and Parachutes Optional Airtravel (POA) are all fine examples of this genre of airline quality-of-service. Usually trying to provide service to the midwest and/or bible belt, but failing badly.

"We flew from Rantoul, Ill. to Sedro Wooley Wa. with only 9 stops on that wing and a prayer airlines.

wing and a prayer airlines by Glenn E. Krone September 11, 2008

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window 

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006

wink a puss 

Owl

I was out in the woods one night and looked up and there I saw a Wink a Puss

wink a puss by Derek dickface February 7, 2019

Wingoso/a 

A feeling of extreme need for pleasure; Strong emotions. Horny. Vibing.

Omg look at that waiter from BWW. Damn now I'm wingoso/a.

Wingoso/a by wingoso May 30, 2023

windex on a whisk 

If you put windex on a whisk and shove it up there it might hurt

If you think of putting windex on a whisk and shoving it up there, don’t it might hurt

windex on a whisk by whisk&windexluvr28 January 9, 2018