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Thats shekinas Pokémon obssesed bf who she loves very very much, Malcolm!
by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021
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REALEST NIGGA ON JAH 🤦🏿 ♂️💯 HE ALWAYS DOWN FOR THE NEW DAWN AND ALWAYS DOWN FOR HIS HOMIES.
ever heard of MALCOLM??? I don’t think so cuz you be fake asf 🤦🏿 ♂️🤦🏿 ♂️🤦🏿 ♂️
by Monke.irony forty four November 24, 2021
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Malcolm is the ultimate embodiment of awesomeness. If you encounter a Malcolm, consider yourself very lucky; you’ve stumbled upon a rare gem of a human being. He has an amazing personality, kindness, and overall greatness, Malcolm is the type of person who could brighten anyone’s day with just a smile. He often lifts other people's spirits, spreads positivity, and makes the world a better place one good deed at a time. You can count on Malcolm to always have your back, share the last slice of pizza, and give heartfelt compliments when you need them the most.
Girl (1): Malcolm is so cute
Girl (2): IKR he is always smiling and I love that about him

Girl (1): I wish he is my boyfriend
by Mckhall July 31, 2024
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Malcolm is the funniest guy. He is shy at first. He is more of a people watcher, he doesn't really like to be seen. He stays away from large crowds. He loves animals and nature. He is very smart and really good looking. He is handsome but doesn't realize how good looking he is. He is a little insecure but doesn't show it. He has a big heart but he gets let down often. Overtime this causes him to put up walls around people. Once he lets you in he will love you so deeply and passionately don't break his heart. His recovery takes too long and this wonderful young man deserves to be loved. Talented, creative, deep, smart, funny and good looking.
Malcolm told me a joke today I laughed so hard and I can't stop thinking about the way he told it. He is a great story teller.
by Cheerleadersoftheday August 15, 2024
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Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.
Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
by abelgotha April 26, 2024
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