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Lucas Lynch

an amazing guy that I met in middle school. he is really tall(I'm only 5') and is pretty hot. Darkest brown hair and matching eyes. he would continuously wack and squeeze my ass, and often rubbed my thighs during lunch. he would make sexual jokes and constantly flirt with me. (he looooveeed to fluster me, which is easy) and enjoyed watching me turn red. he once sat on my ap when I wouldn't sit on his! my first love and I've never loved a boy(or girl) ever the same. he is my first thought in the mourning and I have cried many nights since I moved 45 minutes away from him, a year ago. I've even drawn him.

all in all, he is a guy that I will never forget. he understood me in ways others didn't and I still consider him one of my closest friends. I really hope he finds this because he knows who I am.
Lucas Lynch is an unforgettable guy. He would call me smol bean and halfling.
if he is reading this, I miss you, lu
by halflingshelbysmolbeansky March 11, 2022
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Modern Lynching

To modernly lynch someone is to annoy them for an alleged offence without a legal trial.
to lynch someone is to kill then for an alleged offence without a legal trial.
"ow he lynched me"
'oh you must mean modern lynching, because clearly your still here"
by Gay bowsers bro June 29, 2020
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Damon Lynch

Pulling a Damon Lynch is not showering for weeks and end Aswell as being obsessed with travellers.
David:He hasn’t showered in ages he’s pulling a Damon Lynch.

Simon: At least he doesn’t smell as bad as Swamp Ass
by SomeMan12349 April 20, 2022
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jay lynch

A name most found in ireland the name dates back to the 1759 which was a another word for gay people or men with vaginas
wow hes a real jay lynch
by thereal_nonce June 27, 2020
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