Fat Samurai

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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by PinTal January 2, 2024

Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

by Shuaman November 20, 2018

Last Samurai

to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect

I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.

Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.

by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

soysauce samurai

A derogatory term for an asian person

“Bro is a soysauce samurai.”

by Chad_Broski March 6, 2023

Samurai As Fuck

A term that is used when a western media brand that has no relevance in Japan will make a character dress up like a stereotypical samurai and sometimes going as far to have a stereotypical Japanese accent in an attempt to gain any relevance in Japan only to end up pushing the Japanese further away.

Microsoft can make port Halo to Nintendo Switch 2 and make players get armor that look samurai as fuck, yet the Halo series will still fail in Japan.

by JDB1992 May 24, 2025

Samurai

A term the now retired shogun Cory Kenshin used to adress his subscribers (His subscribers can use it too to adress othe subscribers)

Joe: Hey have you heard of CoryKenshin?

Samantha: You watch him too, fellow samurai? SAMURAI STAND UP!

by Fheudh June 26, 2021