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Baron Bitchalot

A narcissist female boomer who never leaves her bed, only eats junk food, meddles in everyone’s affairs, and obsessively monitors the cable news network so she can fear-monger on social media.
Yo, you know if she’ll be at the family function?

Nah, dude. Baron Bitchalot can’t leave her bed. She’d get upset if anyone had fun anyway.
by anonymous April 2, 2024
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Baron microtransaction

A Hero of London who tragically fell after he warped someone through a wall while charging to rob a bank
by _Jumbo_Jimbo_ January 4, 2021
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Baron Kane Dyer

Next level talented. One of the nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
don't let his smashed grave yard teeth fool you because past that nestle crunch texture is a kind, whole heartily beautiful soul.

Has a footling pork sausage or lads lads lads he has his meaty beef curtains.
omg is that Baron Kane Dyer!
by Sven Abernathy May 26, 2019
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Barone

Occurs when a bitch ass motherfucker notifies the whole hockey team that you stepped foot in their house. You will know that you have been "baroned" when a different motherfucker texts you the next day. You probably did nothing.
"Barone said..."
by Jazzie Robinson November 21, 2017
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Baron's Pocket

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.
A mighty Baron's Pocket there.
by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011
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Baronism

people who are always right despiute the otherpersons opinion and baronists are very close to dorenists
JESUS CHRIST ITS A BARONIST WE LOVE BARONISM
by Baron von hienrich June 20, 2022
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Baroned

To convince people to give you money under the pretense of distress or promises of high return on investment; a financial scam
Kevin baroned Jane and got a new Rolex.
by A financial victim February 3, 2023
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