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January 15

The perfect day, half of a month after new year, just after holidays. The smartest and most sarcastic people are born this day. They’re not bitches or dicks, they’re hilarious. They’re revolutionary people who need attention. Martin Luther king, Pitbull, Cameron Dove, Ariella Ferrara and Ben Shapiro are born january 15 and Wikipedia went online for free this day too.

For January 15, Florida men threatened his neighbors to kill them with kindness.

It’s also avocado day.
Omg Maria is born January 15th, she’s going to change the world. What a goddess! Let’s go eat guacamole for her birthday!
by crustyheehee November 15, 2019
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November 15

National jake from state farm day.
Everyone dress up as him.
by The real jake from state farm November 14, 2019
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January 15

The day that if you ask your crush out they can’t say no
Jake: Hey there’s Rebecca go ask her out
Blake: What no she’ll reject me
Jake: No she can’t it’s January 15
by DumptruckBlake January 12, 2021
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15 november

The day Unus Annus was lost forever. The clock stopped ticking. All thats left are the memories we shared with Ethan, Amy and Mark.
15 november the death date of our beloved Unus Annus
by iinkz November 18, 2020
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december 15

Brady "Oh hey it's December 15th you know what that means"
Alex "I know what it means after practice i'll give you that slop"
by Tomothon December 6, 2020
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Seamless 15

Similar to "Freshman 15;" when a first year investment banking analyst (usually a male) continuously maxes out his firm's SeamlessWeb allowance. This, combined with extended periods of sitting in front of a screen, high levels of stress, heavy boozing, and little to no exercise, results in a quick 15-pound weight gain.
Analyst 1: "Did you see Kevin back at Christmas? Dude got FAT!"

Analyst 2: "That's what happens when you order Chinese and buy 2 appetizers, 2 entrées, and a dessert every night just because you get to spend $30 on dinner."

Analyst 1: "Ahh... the Seamless 15."
by Wall Street Fatty January 4, 2011
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