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Zak

Absolute Chad with a massive winky whi gets all the lovely ladies
Zak Is a nonce
by Billdawg42069 November 1, 2020
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Zak without a C

A man who, while heterosexual, cannot ever seem to prove it, even to their own family and closest friends.
"Bro, I'm not gay, why are you making me a Zak without a C?"
"No, man, you're definitely gay."
by 404thoughtnotfound January 30, 2025
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Zak pew pew

He pmo, he keeps stealing my huzz. Stupid Australian
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Zak

Zak is a boy who is afraid to show his emotions, he never opens up and keeps his life private. If you're his girlfriend, youre super lucky because Zak is scary and quiet to everyone but you. To his girlfriend, zak shows his vulnerabke side and also lets her baby him. he has dark, beautiful curly hair and quiet eyes that you could stare into forever. He's an upstanding guy that keeps his commitments even if he doesnt want to. Zak is honest and has a great sense of humor, he loves to make jokes and laugh with his friends. Zak is handsome, tall, kind, and not much of a yapper. WE LOVE ZAK
Person: Zak's so quiet i bet hes rlly mean!
Me(his girlfriend): Nah he's such a sweetheart you jus dont know him<3
by fall_bunny April 1, 2024
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Zak

Zak is a wonderful person you don't want to fuck up with him otherwise you will get raped by his huge ass cock
I don't want to fuck up otherwise Zak will do something to me
by jellyreal23 March 8, 2024
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Zak

Wow look at sad Zak over there talking to his rock again!
by Lalalallarat November 2, 2020
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Zak

Zak is one of a kind. You won't see him just anywhere, but you will feel his presence. He is not really a person but more of a sign of danger. He lurks in the shadows, well at least that's what his enemies think. He is everywhere but also no where. Zak is...
It's a bird, it's a plane, its Zak
by Madison34526894 June 5, 2023
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