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Zane

A quiet, chill, sporty guy on the outside, but on the inside he's going through a lot of stuff in his everyday life - it's like a chore for him but he handles it like a real champ. He's got handsome features and big pp - not to mention, he's very intelligent academically AND during everyday life. He's got many friends, but not many close ones and had struggled through the past and present and perhaps future. I'm proud of you son.
Girl 1: "Ooh I have Zane in my class!"
Girl 2: "Oh you lucky bitch, I wanted to have him!"
by Kofi Osei September 21, 2023
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Zane Downes

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Zane Downes,
A curious child, with a love for all things unknowns,
He discovered a game, an anime-themed one, called Blox Fruits,
And he was hooked, playing it every day, without any pursuits.

Zane spent hours, mastering each level and quest,
He was a pro, his skills second to none, he was truly blessed,
But as time passed, Zane's obsession with the game grew,
He was playing it all the time, and his grades started to skew.

One day, Zane stumbled upon another game,
One where gorillas touch each other, it seemed like such a shame,
He was curious and decided to give it a try,
But soon enough, he was addicted, and it was all he could buy.

Zane was playing both games, day and night,
He was neglecting his studies, his friends and his life,
He was consumed by his addiction, and he didn't know what to do,
He was lost in a virtual world, and his real life was feeling so blue.

But then one day, Zane met someone, who showed him the light,
She showed him the dangers of addiction, and how it could lead to a fright,
She helped him break free, and find joy in the real world,
And Zane was grateful, for a friend who had helped him unfurl.

So remember the story of Zane Downes, a boy who lost his way,
And the lessons he learned, on the dangers of addiction and what it can say,
For it's important to find balance, in the virtual and real worlds,
And to cherish the things that bring us joy, and the friends that we hold.
by vwnj rsdkjvnw May 29, 2023
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Zane

This person normally try’s to compete with everything, even very small things like decibels of a sneeze. Similarly they will also brag about things (a random example, “hey, my uh family owns a castle”) this is very exaggerated but sometimes can be used. This person will also make fun of someone, then you or the person will jokingly make fun of them then they will say “Stop, it’s not even funny.” This person will sometimes (Not all Zane’s do this) randomly in class or outside of class make random noises (example silence Zane “ohhawu”).
Did you hear that noise, that was definitely a Zane
by Notazhow January 24, 2018
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Zane is dirty minded

Girl who's named Zane is dirty minded but not as much as Kintija.
"Zane is dirty minded"
"Pfft, did you heard Kintija's jokes"
by Whrn September 19, 2021
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Zane

guy1: Look its that nerd Zane!
guy2: yea hes such a nerd
by Cha0ticB3an November 29, 2023
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zane the bane

Originating from the mystical realms of Egypt, Zane the bane, a mystifying urban legend, has captivated the collective imagination of urban folklore enthusiasts. Whispers of his enigmatic presence weave through the fabric of cityscape narratives, casting an ethereal veil over the metropolis. It is said that Zane, an elusive figure draped in shadows, emerges at the intersection of twilight and the city's heartbeat. His purported malevolence, shrouded in ambiguity, fuels a tapestry of chilling anecdotes passed down through generations. Allegedly, encounters with Zane are accompanied by an eerie symphony of whispered warnings, imparting cryptic prophecies that linger in the minds of those who dare to delve into the labyrinthine lore surrounding this enigmatic specter. Whether an elaborate fabrication or a spectral manifestation, Zane the Bane persists as a lexical relic, woven into the intricate narrative tapestry of urban mythos.
As night falls, Zane the Bane whispers ancient Egyptian curses.
by Producile February 14, 2024
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Zane

Zane is a very beautiful intelligent,caring,loyal and very sweet girl . She can be stupid from time to time but she is so much fun to talk to And does the cutest things. If you know a zane dont let her go, love her like the cute bear she is
Person 1 : Omg who is that cute weirdo over there

Person 2 : its zane
by UluUluMagPrime November 21, 2021
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