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The Yoinky Sploinky 

The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.
The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)

The Yoinky Sploinky 

dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home
"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"

Yonkers Fans 

People who just heard the track "Yonkers" by Tyler The Creator and think there down for odd future.

usually some sort of hypebeast.

Tom: Yo man whats your favorite track from tyler the creator?

Yonkers Fan: Yonkers.

Tom: you like earl sweatshirt?

Yonkers fan: whats an earl sweatshirt?
hypebeast tyler the creator earl sweatshirt Yonkers fans
Yonkers Fans by NotAyonkersFan January 11, 2012

yoinky boinky 

a yoinky boinky is a member of the yoinky boinks. another type of yoinky boinky is a scrunkly squished out cat (usually a black cat)
you : “woah dude are you apart of the yoinky boinks?”

mom : “hell yeah broski!”

“wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”
yoinky boinky by sunsetklee November 26, 2021
A "Yoint" is a thin cylinder of finely cut tobacco rolled in long papes and smoked with normal cigarette filters.

Usually used as a placeholder for smoking while the joint get passed around the group.
*Guy A passes the joint to guy B*
Guy B: "Thanks, take my Yoint"
Yoint by nyctospark September 20, 2022

Piss yonky 

When you sip on lean and dont want to excrivate your drank out, you begin to feel "Piss Yonky".
Nobody ever:
Yeat: "Piss yonky mean when Im sippin drank an ion wanna piss out tha drank high so it be gettin me yonky."
Piss yonky by Twizzlord January 11, 2022