Yoink

The act of sneakily stealing something fast from someone/something, with them knowing.

Francis: Look at my football! Cool, right?
Charles: Yoink!
Francis: Give that back!

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object

obviously I used the international law of Yoink

by Gravrok February 23, 2021

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

yoinks lads

It’s what my ex said when se told me she stil loved me but not fully

Ik heb nu iets van Yoinks lads blijf bij mij

by Sara’s uitspraak October 8, 2019

Yoink lookin

when someone looks rather skrunkly, or like an absolute dumbass

look at this yoink lookin mf, hah

by y e e t y d e l i t y October 10, 2023

Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

by OGsavshea December 20, 2017