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WOKE

I'm the racism police. I get to label anyone I want however I want because I'm woke!
by Girl Code Exposed November 6, 2021
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woke

To be aware with what is said behind your back, by one who fakes being amicable.
John doesn't know that eddy knows he was talking shit!!! but he is Woke AF....
by RAYLIN757! May 7, 2017
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Woke potato

Woke potato is a person whose mental capacities have been destroyed by ideology. It refers to the slang use of potato as someone being uninteresting, dull or strange. Many social science disciplines produce woke potatoes, for example Feminist studies which cherry pick all evidence which shows women to be marginalized while ignoring all the evidence - especially legal regulations - which show women to be favored.
A characterizing trait of woke potatoes is that they cherry pick their evidence so that it suits their ideology. The worldview of a woke potato is unscientific, subjective but always politically correct.
John: What's Chris up to? I've heard he is studying women studies at University of California?
Michael: Yes, he really changed and he is now this bitter, rambling sob. It's hard to talk to him now.

John: What do you mean?

Michael: Well he lives in this strange echo chamber. He basically ignores all evidence that does not support his worldview and is always rambling about the patriarchy.
John: Sound like he has become a complete woke potato.
Michael: Very true. It's difficult to reach him since he does not accept empirical evidence. It's all about historical injustices and narratives, and of course a lot of cherry picked evidence.
by Skeptic234234 March 10, 2023
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finna woke

We know you're here from Jacksfilms. Come up with your own #YIAYfw
Wow! You're finna woke fam. Stop.
by FatherTorbjorn February 14, 2018
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Woke Fascism

A movement which attempts to enforce 'woke' views upon others via the use of intimidation, demonstrations, violence, shaming, cancelling, and other methods to silence discussion and dissent. Like other fascist movements the woke movement is intolerant of dissent and dismissive of actual facts and data. Like the National Socialist movement of pre-war Germany Woke Fascism identifies and oppressor group as the source of 'problems'. Similarly the use intimidation to prevent dissent and rational discussion drives an active move to silence free speech and contrary opinions, facts, and analyses.
Mike displayed his woke fascism when he organized a 'cancellation' of someone who disagreed with him.
by jmar1755 May 14, 2021
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performative wokeness

Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."

People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.
by Brainshrub August 28, 2019
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woke nazi

A SJW that specializes in searching through an entire individuals social media/public history in order to find something that is offensive by today's current woke standards. The age of the offensive comment is irrelevant as the current standards of the day apply backwards for their purpose, even if the comment in question was made years or even decades ago. When something is found that offends a marginalized group the individual is publicly crucified in social media (and the main stream media if possible). The SJW will then use the chance to publicly berate and bully the offender into submission until they conform to their standards of wokeness and receive punishment for their past unreported crimes against humanity.
Bill: "Did you hear Kevin Hart is hosting the Oscars this year?"
Greg: "Guess you haven't heard then, some woke nazi found something offensive he said like 5 years ago and crucified him for it. He stepped down from the gig."
Bill "For something he said 5 years ago, really?"
Greg: "These woke nazi don't care, to them time is irrelevant; even if its 10 years ago it's like you said it yesterday and have to be held accountable by today's standards for anything."
by ludicrous 1133 January 11, 2019
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