
Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick
John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

The Tree Of Wisdom is a large Sweetgum Tree growing on top of a hill that is called the Hill Of Wisdom, which is on an island or is a high point surrounded by Bald Cypress Swamp where alligator sightings occur.
The Tree Of Wisdom on the Virginia Peninsula is one of the most sacred sights for North American Aliyite Muslims and for the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Tribe.
by ZAYDIYYAH DEFENSE December 17, 2024

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

I'm on the phone with my wisdom
by SexyCaramel February 9, 2023

by Janet Carter October 21, 2022

This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..
Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!
by WiTnERE September 30, 2020
