Wankish

When someone is not even good enough to be a wanker.

Today I met the ex wives new husband, he is so wankish and will never reach the dizzy heights of being a wanker

by Odin1918 July 13, 2010

winkie waffle

A feminine hygiene pad

The bathroom wastebasket was filled up with winkie waffles

by funkusmungus May 7, 2011

Winkie

a peice of shit

ur a winkie

by afajshsjbsjsbsjsbs November 2, 2018

Winkie

A piece of skin that comes out of your anus. Can be seen as a tail.

Hey Jiggles do you have a winkie?
Jiggles: You have that too?!?!

by Jiggles/Giggles Horwitz May 10, 2010

winkie torch

winkie torch is when a penis has a flame on the tip of it

That guy has a really big winkie torch.

by Dinkus June 25, 2006

wikisession

Something that one latches onto and becomes obsessed with to the point of reading about or contributing to an article on at wikipedia.com

After watching an episode of Jem and the Holograms it became my new wikisession

by spacecowgirl April 7, 2007

Winking Wookie

1. A native to Kashyyyk in the act of opening and closing his/her eye deliberately.

2. A term used to describe the horrifying image of being brown-eyed by someone with an exceptionally hairy backside. Technically only a "winking wookie" when the perpertrator tightens and releases their sphincter in the process of the act.

Jesse: Hey guys, have you seen my winking wookie?
Daniel: No, what's a winking wookie?
Jesse: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I haven't introduced you.
Bends over and reveals

by Solzorz May 20, 2008