wankersville

Not a reference to a place or vllage as the word may suggest, but a word used to describe an individual. It needs to be used without the indefinite article, i.e. someone cannot be "A wankersville", but is simply "Wankersville". Similar to Wanker, but is used when two syllables are simply not enough. A more elegant way to describe a wanker.

"F**k off, wankersville".

"I'm getting a round in, what do you want?"
"Same again"
"What about wankersville"

"Wankersville over there needs a good kick up the arse"

by Ben Dari January 16, 2005

Fat Wanker

1. A description of someone who is both fat and a wanker.

2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.

Mike Ashley is a Fat Wanker

by AnonAnon-AnonAnon December 7, 2010

Wankering

The act of getting wankered

I've had a long week Jim. I'm hankering for a wankering!

by homunculus123 April 29, 2020

George Wilker

To be of lower intelligence, or even an idiot

person 1: oh god, you're such a George Wilker!
person 2: shut up, that's offensive!

by sebass99 October 28, 2011

iPhone Wanker

Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'

1: Dude what's the football score
2: Let me look; I've got an app for that
1: iPhone Wanker.

by j4k3y July 11, 2011

Wankered

Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed

I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.

by Mike Farnworth May 5, 2003

wankerage

An object or situation which leaves a person feeling frustrated and annoyed

"What a load of wankerage !"

by SabaKB October 30, 2008