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wine monster

When one has too much red wine, and lips are stained purple, and begins to spill secrets and shouting absurd statements resulting in awkward moments and/ or laughs. A hangover usually occurs the following day.
"Man, Lisa sure was a wine monster last night when she said Kate and Jack should get back together in front of Jack and his friends."

"Hey Dave, I heard you were a wine monster last night."
"Yeah, I was so drunk and falling all over the place."
by OriginalWino March 11, 2010
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Wine Fatigue

Sometimes known as the ladies' hangover (although men can get them too), its a classier way of saying you're feeling a bit under the weather after a night of drinking, particularly wine. Appropriate for use in mixed company such as at the office or family gatherings.
Julia, you had a lot to drink last night, are you feeling hungover?

No, I'm fine, just a little wine fatigue.
by Duchess V November 17, 2017
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Viking Wine

A "cocktail" made up of roughly 1 part Grape Crush Soda and 1 part vodka or rum. It tastes deliciously strong and warms your cockles with saccarification.
That Viking Wine got me gorram drunk as fuck.
by Drunkman420 December 16, 2017
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Wine Locked

When too much alcohol is consumed and you get stuck on a task or word and you repeatedly keep trying to do said task or say the same word over and over and over again your brain is Wine Locked.
Don't drink too much jungle juice or you'll get wine locked!
That thot is so wine locked , she been trying to open the door for an hour .
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Ducks wine

“Can I have a drink?” “Yeah , treat yourself to some ducks wine”
by Random 3 June 18, 2019
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Blueberry wine

When you farm wins off new players in Crucible in Destiny 2
My recent sessions have been marked with lobbies that escalate in difficulty
Start with a couple games making blueberry wine, then an hour later I'm turning out 0.xx KD

-LXQ#5968
by Osusris September 28, 2021
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Wine Cellar

When one shoves a wine bottle up a butt. Could be their own, could be a friend's.
Hold still, Marcus, I want to see your new wine cellar.
by MelandChristine November 17, 2011
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