If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! 

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.

Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! by Lissylooe January 3, 2020

Epic win

An incredible success so fantastic that long poems would be written about it in the future.

Person 1: "I just baked 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes."

Person 2: "Epic win."

Epic win by FMFL January 27, 2009

You Win the Internet 

A Phrase ment to convey that you did something online very well. Whether it is making a really good website, making a good YTMND or pulling off an incredible move in an online video game.

Wow that was awsome! You win the Internet!

You Win the Internet by ColdSheep September 18, 2006

teh win 

An expression of success or approval.

That movie was teh win.

<guy_1> What's 3 + 4?
<guy_2> 7.
<guy_1> teh win

teh win by Lav March 26, 2003

The Flash Drive of Win 

the flash drive of win in essence is about a four gigabyte flash drive that any member of society may carry. the contents of this drive may include the following

1. photography
2. videos
3. anything that contains win
the debate reaches a point when one tries to constitute what is "Win" or " Full of Win" that can be placed in said flash drive. However usually the Flash Drive of Win can contain things that are said to be Awesome, or Epic

1. Logan: " Man did you see the Flash drive of Win Bob had? it had the best music on it!"
Justin: " yes, and it was truly something to be proud of"

2. Sean: " The Flash Drive of win, Offspring of the folder of win, grandson to the internet."

3. Ryan: " did you see Jamal's flash drive of win? it had every single cheerleader ever on it "

Markus " No I didn't I have to go see what Jamal is up to now."

4. John: " I just saw Mario's flash drive of win... it was so good, I feel like building a statue of the many wonderful things that were on it."

The Flash Drive of Win by The Man who is known as Ruckus February 23, 2010

Big Dick Win 

When you score a victory that defies the odds and comes at the mercy of others.

As i was walking through the bar a guy ridiculed me with some of his buddies. after taking him down i left with his gf in tow--Big Dick Win

Big Dick Win by Handsome Rich October 28, 2010

made of win

Fantastic, magnificent, amazing, awesome, the shit, made of win.

Follows the theme of using 'made of *insert word here*' as a way to describe something. Slang, usually found on the internet, although quite uncommon at present.

Although it doesn't seem to follow English grammar properly, win can be defined as a noun, so it isn't always grammatically incorrect, it's just nonsense.
However, sentences such as made of awesome are grammatically incorrect, but still used.

That pie was made of win, lol and awesome

made of win by predatorMC December 6, 2006