hotdog in a well

When a girls vagina is so gaping wide your penis never makes contact with the side walls or cervix. It only dips in the pooled secretions.

A:"So what's it like picking Hillary's locks?"
B:"Its a hotdog in a well."

by onnomnom January 02, 2014

Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

by Poon5150 July 18, 2013

Well’s Law

When one offers a minor favor expecting a much larger favor in return.

I let Michael have a piece of my pizza and he demanded that I buy his entire dinner the next night... talk about well’s law....

by First class smartass August 29, 2018

Drilled a well

When you cannot get an erection for regular vagina sex so instead you have anal sex

Max could not get an erection to have vagina sex with Sara so instead he drilled a well.

by Sex pot 74 October 22, 2016

Well heeled

Wealthy, well to do, as in “John is a well heeled young man”.

The Coles are a well heeled couple.

by Donjuánitoeljefe March 03, 2018

Wishing Well

A plea for help made by Juice WRLD before he passed in this verklempt, beautiful, piece of artwork in his posthumous album, Legends Never Die.

I tossed my pain with my wishes in a Wishing Well

by iTookAHarSHIT September 04, 2020

Do A Wells

Placing your floppy penis into a drunken girl's mouth.

'Woah, no way did Leo just Do A Wells on Harriet!'

'Sicko'

by Sanders-Lcfc August 06, 2008