welfare computing

Welfare Computing is interdisciplinary research division of computer science that relates to welfare industry and related machatronics design problems
we research welfare computing problems
by wasantha November 27, 2013
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Welfare Express

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.
The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.
by bush did 911 February 12, 2023
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welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
by Claude Bolls March 17, 2014
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Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.
I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash
by Frankrhe128 March 21, 2018
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welfare phone

Noun. A phone, cell or land line, given to impoverished individuals by the government.
I ain't got no minutes on my welfare phone. Dont bother calling, text me instead.
by CMWA January 08, 2017
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welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.
I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.
by Croditi December 20, 2014
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