Trouser Weiner

To poke the bottom of one's shirt (preferably a button up) through the zip in the your trousers. This created a weiner type effect, but with the material of your shirt as opposed to an actual penis. To obtain an erection like effect do the zip up all the way to the top, trapping the shirt. This will make it stand up.

Callum made the funniest trouser weiner on the bus today! It was 6 inches high!

by JoshuaFoShizzle November 28, 2006

Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

Weezer

Weezer are sort of a nerd rock band... but the thing is that they have created their own mixed genre with a bit of everything. Everything to do with the Weez should be based around Blue and Pinkerton, 2 of my favourite albums ever.
They did OK with their latest three albums, Green, Maladroit, and Make Believe but have evidently deteirated over time.
I like their early lyrics and melodies... and the best song is probably... eughh... no, I can't decide.

Weezer pwn yoose. OK?

by Rincewind_SW August 12, 2005

weiner cleaner

a circular bar of soap meant to fit around someones dick. shaped like a doughnut.

yo you getting your cock sucked nukka?
yea man but i use my weiner cleaner before i go get the job done. it smells like a chode

by nukkaslappa August 5, 2009

weiner waver

a guy that likes to engage in indecent exposure

nanny is a weiner waver

by reno April 17, 2005

weinering

The act of making sweet love to a chick without any foreplay.

Whenever Dat was about to have vaginal intercourse with Helen she would exclaim, "Oh no, you're just going to weiner me." She always wanted some foreplay before the weinering.

by cdouble April 16, 2007

Weiner

the most unfortunate last name on the planet, apparently.

teacher: suzie vincent?
suzie: here
teacher: jeff WEE-ner?
class: haha, wiener!
jeff: it's weiner. pronounced WHY-ner. assholes.

by sammydavisjrjr January 24, 2009