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weiner ratio

The ratio of males to females at a social gathering. An unfavourable ratio inevitably leads to the dreaded sausage fest
Can be shortened to 'W.R' or 'Ratio'
(From a male perspective)

Favourable W.R: More females than males

Unfavourable W.R: More males than females.
by Figure Number Five July 11, 2005
mugGet the weiner ratiomug.

weiner roast

The act of giving a Dutch Oven while receiving a Blow Job.
Joe: "So, I guess I'm single now..."
Billy Bob: "Why is that?"
Joe: "The old lady wasn't happy about the Weiner Roast before bed."
by muddy mudskipper July 14, 2010
mugGet the weiner roastmug.

weiner warmer

Ah, well Todd's a real weiner warmer, isn't he.
by Buddhabrex November 11, 2007
mugGet the weiner warmermug.

Congressman Weiner

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.
Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!
by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011
mugGet the Congressman Weinermug.

weiner tag

A game played in which one person either hits, slaps, pops, or grazes your weiner. Can also be partaken upon by showing your cock and/or balls to the opposing victim.
"Weiner Tag"!

"I just weiner tagged you"!
by ace71730 July 2, 2006
mugGet the weiner tagmug.

weiner sauce

Semen, jizz, cum, or the stuff that comes out of a penis during the climax of sexual pleasure
I hate it when I get weiner sauce all over my sheets!
by WANGWRANGLA December 7, 2006
mugGet the weiner saucemug.

Peener Weiner

Male penis that has the shape of a hotdog.
His peener weiner was to small to fit in Pete’s newly purchased athletic cup.
by Rosie buttcheeks May 27, 2018
mugGet the Peener Weinermug.

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