weenie roasting

n. when your girlfriend asks you how many girls you have had sex with

Josh: yo Blake, did you here about shawn?
Blake: nah, what happened?
Josh: he got a weenie roasting by his girlfriend and then bitch slapped when he gave her the answer
Blake: how many did he say?
Josh: 100!
Blake: whatta playah!

weenie roasting by archbishop301 June 22, 2014

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weenie roast

a girls' night out celebration involving male strippers

when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!

weenie roast by TheMocker September 26, 2005

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Weenie hands

What you have when you take a piss and don't wash your hands

me: I just took one hell off a piss
John: Did you wash your hands?
me: no
John: Gross, you have weenie hands

Weenie hands by Arsenic25 March 28, 2008

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weenie sue

When anyone who is named Sue is acting like a "Weenie" you must call her by this name

Sue stop acting like a Weenie Sue

weenie sue by Gallo July 30, 2004

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weenie tard

1. A person of low fortitude and lower intelligence.

2. A person who doesn't know where "it" is supposed to go.

1. Jee broke his leg running away from a neighbor's chihuahua. What a weenie tard.

2. That weenie tard tried to stick it in her belly button.

weenie tard by RipD May 14, 2008

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weenie hut jr

belle delphine is cute and hot and sexy bye

weenie hut jr picktrat said

weenie hut jr by belle delpine March 2, 2020

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Weenie-butt Kick

When you blackmail a person of male origin who does not want to be tattled on, so they prepare their schlong, nads, and sphincter for destruction by getting on their hands and knees with the legs spread while the perfectly angled foot of the extortionist (usually a smarter, older sister) football kicks the entire region into oblivion.

Sis - "I'm going to tell dad you broke his favorite tool!" Little bro - "NO, PLEASE DON'T!" Sis - "5 weenie-butt kicks and I won't." Little bro - *gets on hands and knees* Sis - "OOONNEEE!... TWOOOO!..." Little bro - *nads already gone from 2 weenie-butt kicks*

Weenie-butt Kick by omn1p0tent October 23, 2018

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