Seattle wedding 

Attempting to carry on having sex in the shower after the hot water has run out.

Man, I need a bigger water heater. I can't live through one more Seattle wedding.

Seattle wedding by Captain Swarthy September 16, 2017

barbarian wedding 

A sexual act resulting in lamentation; rape.

You hear about the new quarterback, Kirk? He just got arrested for giving some chick a barbarian wedding.

barbarian wedding by CapAp August 9, 2006

Red Wedding

the act of getting stabbed in the stomach repeatedly and then getting the your throat cut.

Dont go against the Lannisters or they will give you a red wedding

Red Wedding by El Chalupacabre June 16, 2013

shotgun wedding 

A marriage that is forced upon a couple usually by the parents of the bride due to either an unplanned pregnancy or pre-marital relations.

Sarah Palin publicly announced her daughter's shotgun wedding in September 2008.

shotgun wedding by superlazy October 20, 2008

spare prick at a wedding 

used when u feel lonely or in times u feel out of place.

friend: do u want to come out with me and my girlfriend?

you: jesus no! ill be a spare prick at a wedding!

spare prick at a wedding by scottmeister October 24, 2007

white wedding 

A wedding in which the bride can wear white for the traditional reason, that she is a virgin. Extremely rare these days, so much that it is often used ironically, such as in the Billy Idol song.

Drew: "I can't believe my little sister is getting married."
Billy: "Yeah, it's a nice day for a white wedding. HAHAHAHA!!!"
Drew: "Shut up dude, she's a virgin."
Billy: "Riiight...I seem to remember one night after she finished at the strip club, it was me, Joey, Kevin, Dan, Dr. Dre, the Dave Matthews Band, the Denver Broncos, the Penn State chapters of SAE, Sigma Chi, and KA, the guys from 'Jackass'...yeah, we all hit that."
Drew: "You idiot. Indabutt doesn't count."
Billy: "Sorry, man, you're right. She's as pure as the driven snow. I guess that's why she's 6 months pregnant and your dad's standing behind the groom with a shotgun while he sweats like a pig in a sauna."
Drew: "What the fuck?!? That dirty little slut!"

white wedding by Nick D July 22, 2004

White Wedding 

When someone who has been off cocaine relapses and begins to do it again, it is called a "white wedding".

"I've been away for so long
I let you go for so long

It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding"

-Billy Idol's "White Wedding", referring to relapsing on cocaine

White Wedding by Balliztik1 June 8, 2009