An increasingly common insult at my school. Originally started when a boy, who is known to have webbed feet, got defensive when someone said to him during a playful argument "Yeah, well you got webbed feet!" After thinking for a few seconds, his retaliation was "Yeah, well you've got a webbed clitoris!" The insult is actually very weak and doesn't actually mean anything in this context, but if you wish to start saying to people "you've got a webbed clitoris" just to see the confused look on their face, there isn't anything stopping you!
Female teen: Ya mum's fatter than those twins riding motorbikes!
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah well YOUR mum's so ugly when she applied to the circus, the freaks blew chunks!"
Female teen: Yeah, well you got webbed feet! FACT!"
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah, well you got a webbed clitoris!
Female teen: *gives boy awkward look* er...what?
Boy with webbed feet: OWNED.
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah well YOUR mum's so ugly when she applied to the circus, the freaks blew chunks!"
Female teen: Yeah, well you got webbed feet! FACT!"
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah, well you got a webbed clitoris!
Female teen: *gives boy awkward look* er...what?
Boy with webbed feet: OWNED.
by Butt o'secks March 23, 2008

A bit of space on the World Wide Web, aka Internet or net, that allows one to post information of any sort, such as personal, recreational, business, service, etc.
by Jason July 13, 2003

The “virtual courage” that people exhibit when sharing an opinion on the internet e.g. via email, a forum posting or blog. It's "Beer Balls" for the internet.
by MustKnowTheTruth August 16, 2008

by Downstrike October 8, 2005

Blowing your load on your partners closed eyes. When they open their eyes and the cum stuck to their eye lashes spreads like spider webs.
by Badpolizei May 24, 2011

A game played on the front porch of homes in Buffalo, NY. While the rules are not clearly known and or understood, players must on the stairs of said porch and loudly shout "SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB!" Loud enough that cars passing by can hear.
by BuffaloveWing August 6, 2017

1. Commanding a level of respect on the internet due to experience or knowledge of how things work.
2. Your "coolness" factor on the internet
3. Imaginary "points" you get when you do something cool
2. Your "coolness" factor on the internet
3. Imaginary "points" you get when you do something cool
by shortyjr October 1, 2008
