j wat

When some says something totally irrelevant in a conversation
Dude i don't want to hang out with him he is a total j wat
by sexymcbessy December 01, 2009
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wats the need

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'
'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)
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Wat bot chai

There's chocolate here
there's chocolate here wat bot chai
by Wat Bot Chai November 11, 2018
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WAT TA-FUKKIN FUKK

WAT TA-FUKKIN FUKK expressing your frustration before getting really pissed off.
hey WAT TA-FUKKIN FUKK stupid? we already left.
by Russertafukk January 02, 2019
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wat

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wat is a butt
by BRUHHHhhrhrh May 21, 2021
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wat

the worst word to ever use. “Wat” is “what” spelt incorrectly (on purpose to make it quote-on-quote more funny)
BUT IT IS NOT FUNNY

teacher 1#: do you understand 2 + 2
person 2#: wat?
Teacher 1#: get out of my classroom

It’s cringey and unfunny. Please stop using them
wat?
by verycool12thgrader July 19, 2023
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Wat

A shortening of the word, "what". Usually used by people with a lower IQ. And or, people who want to save time.
You Wat m8?
by Wat m8 wanna go? May 31, 2015
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