retard wrangler

n; to wrangle the people who become semi "retard" when under the influence of alcohol

n; to steal away phones from the retards so as to not allow any drunk, retard-influenced texts

verb usage; to gather up the "retarded" ones, much like a herd of cows or horses, and get them into the back of a car, into a house, out of a party, etc....

naoj, ryn, gnole and tits mcgee were talking bout how hard they're gunna party this weekend...looks like our weekend consists of us being retard wrangler s

by N_F_C January 25, 2011

Wranglerstar

Wranglerstar is a youtuber who defines himself as a modern homesteader and “professional homeowner” his videos used to largely revolve around forestry and tools but are now mostly clickbait and boring political lectures

Man Wranglerstar really fell from grace

by Quantrell Bishop July 11, 2022

ass wrangler

Girl who takes getting fucked in the ass because that was the only alternative that the man gave her.

The ass wrangler is coming over so keep an eye out for my girlfriend.

by Chris Picciotto December 30, 2004

wranglers

The ECHL hockey team located in Las Vegas Nevada. They have lots of fine ass players on the Wranglers! YUm Yum

The Las Vegas Wranglers kick ass!

by Lisa June 20, 2004

wamjangle

verb:
When you mess something up, i.e. screw up.

Dang dude you really wamjangled it.

by vanslam March 19, 2017

Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches

I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.

by Ahhh-rob February 22, 2011

Wrangled Testes

The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.

Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?

How could I miss those Wrangled testes?

by prplmama October 26, 2011