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the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.
the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
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Newport Walrus

The act of lighting two cigarettes and placing them like walrus tusks and smoking then accorddingly.
Show me the newport walrus. AR AR I LOVE NEWPORTS
by joey_commander April 29, 2009
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walks on water

A phrase describing a person who is thought to be as awesome as Jesus
Guy1: Argg.. that dude is such a dick!

Guy 2: Yeah, you know my girlfriend thinks he's awesome?

Guy 1: I know! She must think he walks on water or somethin'..
by Anal Penetration By Forcce August 5, 2011
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walrus kiss

When a girl wraps her legs around your head so tight while you're going down on her that you simultaneously slap both ass cheeks because you are struggling air.
Man, my girl had me giving her walrus kisses last night because I was doing so good. Shit almost killed me.
by Supafly1 January 6, 2014
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the cocaine walrus

Putting two straws up one nose in order to snort up a load of coke. The participant resembles a walrus. Even more if they are fat.
On a wild night, cocaina, straws, half a gram boshed = "the cocaine walrus". BOOM.
by thesnifferdog June 10, 2011
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Love Walrus

Fat Beast who thinks he has sexual prowess but indeed has a small genitalia.
He thinks he's a Sex God but in fact he is a Love Walrus.
by David Hayward December 23, 2003
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He Who Walks Behind

A demonic entity from the Outside known as a Walker in the Dresden Files novels. He can be summoned only by mortal magic and was sent after Harry Dresden by his guardian, Justin DuMorne, when he resisted an enthrallment spell.

Harry was able to defeat He Who Walks Behind, thanks to the special timing of his birth, which supposedly gives him the power to kill Outsiders. This was not without injury however, and he bares a scar on his soul that can be seen by those with the Sight.

He is also one of the many entities that can sponsor power for a ritual, and was used for a particularly powerful entropy curse against Arturo Genosa's associates in Blood Rites.
"You who is marked by He Who Walks Behind!"
by He Who Walks Behind April 3, 2008
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