by Dos Bros May 8, 2017
Get the sanchez wake up callmug. The Wake-up-cum is a variant of a facial cumshot mixted with a wake up call, also known as wake up call with a twist.
To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.
That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.
Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.
That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.
This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.
That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.
Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.
That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.
This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
Guillôme : "hear me out pals, I went out to party like an animal with friends, guess what I did when I got back home!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
by Squirtsky October 10, 2025
Get the Wake-up-cummug. To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
by AQuokka April 20, 2022
Get the Wake up on the grumpy side of the bedmug. person 1: “Boss, do you want me to shoot these enemys?”
person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”
person 3: “copy that.”
person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”
person 3: “copy that.”
by Clay Spenser December 7, 2022
Get the wake up the neighborhoodmug. wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
Get the national wake your s.o. up daymug. When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
Get the Guadalupe wake up callmug. by Kevlol June 23, 2021
Get the Wake up victimmug.