Wakeolining

The process of practising Wakeboarding tricks on a trampoline to either improve your riding or help you land a trick you are learning.

You may have a handle attatched to something near the trampoline to help simulate handle passes and make it more realistic.

Person 1: 'I'm going to attempt a backroll on the water.'
Person 2: 'Are you sure, they're quite hard and the last time you tried you didnt land it?'
Person 1:'Yeah, I think I can as I can now land them when I am Wakeolining'

by Rohb619 September 21, 2009

Wakey Waggle

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.

Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.

by hak.trick February 18, 2010

Wake up and smell the piss.

Making someone aware of some potential unpleasant truths.

Wake up and smell the piss.

by sakura_ja July 26, 2010

wake n mape

Right after someone wakes up then right away heads to their computer to play Maplestory or any other mmo before going to school.

Person 1: "Hey person to what did you do before you went to school?"
Person 2: "I waked n maped"
Person 1: "Nice I wished I did that to lv up my Dark Knight, whats your Bishop's lv now"
Person 2: "lv 199"
Person 1: "Nice I'm close to lv 200 we gotta play Horntail sometime"
Person 2: "Alright tomorrow lets wake n mape together"
Person 1: "It's a plan"

by Tommyboy533 December 9, 2010

Wake of Want

When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.

My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.

by Stoolie January 23, 2015

wake-up bumpers

Those little bumps you see mostly on the freeway which they wake you up from microsleep. The driver suddenly fall into a microsleep drifting thier car onto them,producing a super loud noise,it will surely wake you up!

I almost crashed into a road sign until one of those Wake-Up Bumpers saved my life.

by FistOfJusticeTV June 18, 2015

wake up selfie

When staying up late to study with someone, use this method to not fall asleep. Anytime you feel like you are going to fall asleep, take a selfie and send it to the other person. This way you both know that the other is awake. This method works especially well if the other person is an attractive member of the opposite sex, as you would be more alert when taking a selfie in this case.

Guy 1: "How did you finish studying in time for the test?"
Guy 2: "I stayed up late studying for the last few nights."
Guy 1: "But don't you normally fall asleep, how did you stay awake?"
Guy 2: "I used the wake up selfie method with the most beautiful girl in school."
Guy 1: "Well that explains it. No one would fall asleep in that situation."

by IzaBigMan January 13, 2017