Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 02, 2023

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 21, 2022

Wake up your idea

A slang from Singapore which means to stay focus/think straight

Commonly used by army commanders in the SAF

Sergeant: Eh recruit you better wake up your idea
Recruit: Yes sergeant...

by judaswept April 07, 2025

national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”

by bubabear101 June 18, 2021

Wake up victim

It's what Ezy and other alpha bullies say to wake up their victims and toss them around

Wake up victim it's time to torment you some more

by Kevlol June 23, 2021

waking up tongan

Massive quadriceps.

That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.

by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018

Wisconsin Wake up

To wake up your partner with a blowjob.

Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night

by Dank_Harry April 14, 2018