Waffy

When someone does an UNBELIEVABLY smelly fart 😧

“Ew did you just hear Harry do a phat waffy???”
“Erm yeah no that’s really strange

by The waffy monster December 18, 2023

wanty

Wanting more money than sense.

He was wanty to see the ocean atlantique.

by plato! August 2, 2024

Wafter

A person that will frequently act strongly upon strange sometimes idiotic ideas.

My friend attempted to skin an egg’s shell, he is quite the wafter.

by Rusty Griswold February 13, 2026

Waft

Waft: (Wet ass fart toot)

Verb: hey are you wafting over there

Did you just waft in my car

I just had a waft

Did you just waft in my car

by Vexxterzen March 12, 2026

Waft

To describe something or someone that is unbelievably fast, smooth, and effortlessly rapid — usually in a way that looks unbothered or clean. Often used to hype up cars, runners, or anything that moves with serious pace.

“You’ve got some right waft in that thing.”

“That car that went past has some proper waft.”

“Add a stage 2 map and you’ll feel the waft.”

by anon293837377 July 16, 2025

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012

clunge wafter

to either smell or seek the smell of a vagina

she wafted her clunge, that man is a clunge wafter

by brendabusty December 28, 2014