A software developer / database administrator responsible for OLAP tools. Reports to a dumbass junior VPs of Sales, not the IT or IS people. Usually a low-paid consultant. Generates stupid reports for stupid people.
The data wrangler wants us to put another joint-key index on the sold_items table. Dumbass, doesn't he know that slows down inserts?
by javaman May 12, 2004
If Ryan Barnes wore a cowboy hat, leather chaps and sported a lasso nestled between his butt cheeks, he would be a cock wrangler.
by Robby J July 03, 2003
Someone that fingers a person in the asshole and upon the removal of the finger(s) a turd follows. This could lead to embarrassment for one or both parties.
Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Dale?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He became a Turd Wrangler while he was fingering Karen's ass.
Person 2: What a Champ! He shall now be called (Name of State where Turd was Wrangled) Turd Wrangler. Ex. Texas Turd Wrangler or TTW or TT-Dubs.
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He became a Turd Wrangler while he was fingering Karen's ass.
Person 2: What a Champ! He shall now be called (Name of State where Turd was Wrangled) Turd Wrangler. Ex. Texas Turd Wrangler or TTW or TT-Dubs.
by Bananagram92 March 20, 2016
by MrSnuggles September 26, 2004
A girl who convinces a guy that she does indeed want his cock, and when the metaphorical erect organ becomes present submits it to cruel rejection. This is different then a cock tease in that teasing can almost be pleasurable this one really grabs and twists your dick.
She said "You should ask some random sophomore." She was the only sophomore in sight and only sophomore I would consider asking out so I assumed she was suggesting I ask her; to which she replied "oh, I'm sorry I don't want to date right now." She later suggests you get coffee together after rubbing her ass very hard against someone you hate. What a fucking cock wrangler.
by Asufferingman February 10, 2008
The manager of a large group of engineers. This collection of social inbreds requires massive amounts of attention to all of their petty needs. While they may be able to solve complex technical problems, the trade-off is that they struggle and ultimately flounder with the most basic day-to-day tasks, e.g. remembering to tie one's shoes, tuck in one's shirt or that all of your co-workers may not appreciate canned tuna as a choice of cologne.
Brian. Brian thought that he could make a difference by becoming engineering manager, only to find out that 99% of his time would be spent as a baby wrangler.
by Mike UntIsWet May 02, 2008
My cell phone company provided me with an ‘all you can eat’ one price, all inclusive deal that turned out to have numerous exclusions. They sure know how to wrangle money out of their clients with service level agreements that no one but a lawyer understands. That firm is a money wrangler, for sure.
by Prof Bruce March 15, 2010