Wisdom Eye

A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.

M: Hey did you see Bernadettes' wisdom eye?

J: Yeah, she's still learning when to shut the fuck up!

by Some wiseman April 7, 2019

Wisdom Shit

The moment when youre dropping a massive shit and contemplate what it would feel like to have a dick in your ass.

David's Wisdom shit left him thinking about his cute friend

by herpeez May 22, 2017

wisdom rain

A hella funny YouTuber that does random stuff. But he is very weird

Yo did you see Wisdom Rain’s new vid?
Yeah it was questionable..

by SuperTuber October 29, 2019

bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.

“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay

by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025

Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations

Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit

by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019

wisdom teeth

Those molars standing far back in your mouth – if you did not have them removed. The latter may prevent your teeth to be squeezed and complicate your flossing.

Contrary to popular belief, the word stems from a literal translation of Dutch "verstandskies", where the word "verstand" can be translated as "wisdom" but also, written as "ver-stand" as standing far (away).

I was dumb getting my wisdom teeth out.

by Paddy-Whack July 26, 2023

Wisdomous

Someone who is very wise and elite; basically a god.

Eden is so wisdomous and gives excellent advice.

by vclrgb_02 March 6, 2023