Diarrhea Watch

When you have to watch over someone or an animal to make sure they don't diarrhea in the house.

The dog ate my enchiladas from the table while I was taking a call. Now he's on Diarrhea Watch.

Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.

by BBQ Baby Guts September 17, 2016

Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong

I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!

by Txbred September 30, 2015

backwards watch

verb.

To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.

I happened to catch Anchorman on TV last night, it was already towards the end of the movie. Luckily it aired twice in a row so I could backwards watch it.

by Joe Bortz January 13, 2014

Broken Watch

A person who lies too much.

She is a broken watch. Right only twice a day.

by SUPERHITesh April 6, 2017

Procrasti-watch

The act of watching copious amounts of TV episodes online in order to avoid doing some other, undesirable activity.

I just finished watching all 4 seasons of Lost on Tudou and now I have nothing to Procrasti-watch.

by pro-Vicki January 18, 2009

tomato watch

A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.

Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.

by Frosty August 24, 2003

Basket Watching

The act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his penis. Men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.

Guy 1: Dude, are you basket watching?
Guy 2: No! I was just checking for drug smugglers!

by Koyale May 14, 2012