White girl wasted

To become so drunk that you end up with your head in a toilet crying about how nobody will ever love you.

Girl: I hate my life I'm ugly and fat and no one will ever love me

Friend: you're so white girl wasted

White girl wasted by Bobhgeter November 14, 2012

slyly wasted 

The act of being intoxicated while still maintaining a sly appearance.

When a boy is at a party and has had far too much to drink, then sees a girl he likes and makes a sly face. Then his friends comes up and says "dude, way too be slyly wasted." The bromance has then taken a turn for the best.

slyly wasted by missymisssssly April 6, 2010

Study Wasted 

To be completely intoxicated from too much studying. Often occurs during specific times of the year including but not limited to: Midterm Season and Finals Week

Man . . . I got so Study Wasted last night I stayed up till 4:16 am.

I woke up feeling like crap, my head hurts, I'm sick to my stomach and I can't remember what happened last night . . . I'm never gettingStudy Wasted again

Study Wasted by Studying ruined my life February 24, 2011

Tangirl Wasted 

Being a totally drunk sexy tan girl

"I woke up this morning in the dogs bed with nothing but a pair of mittens on...boy was I tangirl wasted last night!"

Tangirl Wasted by LizJizz October 16, 2011

Nikki Wasted 

A drunken state in which all stationary and motionary abilities of the legs and phalanges are rendered numb, thus causing a downward spiral to the ground.

You: Dude, did you see that guy at that party last night? He must have fallen down ten times!
Friend: Yeah man, he was definitely Nikki Wasted

Nikki Wasted by HudBalls December 18, 2011

Nicole Wasted 

Getting so drunk you begin to take all your clothes off while throwing up.

"Why's that girl topless in the bathroom?"

"Oh, she's just puking… she's Nicole Wasted!"

Nicole Wasted by drunknicole February 11, 2012

Work Wasted 

When one works too much at a job that it hinders their normal capabilities.When in the extremities, one does weird and unusual actions.

Nicole worked so many early morning shifts at Rouses that she started dancing on the registers, she was TOTALLY work wasted ...

Work Wasted by Rouses lover 911 June 14, 2014