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Pussy Wad

A piece of toilet paper that has attached to your pubic hair after using the bathroom & later makes its way off your pussy & onto the floor.
Make sure you use good toilet or you'll end up with pussy wad.
by MG88 April 16, 2012
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Queem Wad

Big ol' wad of queem on someones face.
I just gave her a nice queem wad on her face.
by Chadilac Stackilac January 20, 2009
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jack wad

Same as calling someone a jackass. But people won’t here the ass. So you get away with out the curse. Yet it’s worse than a jackass. Mostly because of the hidden inside joke. Very small amount of people know this meaning.
I can’t beliebe this jack wad took up two parking spots.
by OriginalKB May 11, 2018
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Pantys in a wad

When a person has a attitude or is in a bad mood
Kate currently has her pantys in a wad
by Jake daddy 1244 October 10, 2021
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dick-wad

An idiot who tries to act smart.
George Bush is such a dick-wad!
by ??? May 7, 2005
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Oklahoma wad

A large bundle of very small denomination currency, usually one dollar bills or carefully trimmed plain paper, surrounded by one (1) bill of some significance, usually a lone one hundred (100) dollar bill. These are rubber banded together.
The intended effect is to convey that the loser flashing said wad is a man of great import and means.
In fact, the bearer of an Oklahoma wad is usually found driving a car "borrowed" from a friend, relative, or complete stranger, is in need of dental work, and has not paid his electric bill.
This person often wears clothes made of polyester, wears cowboy boots with a fake skin imprint, has badly capped teeth, a hacking cough, and may be seen wearing a cheap toupee.

Although they may be found in virtually any populated region, their origin is thought to the the pathetic state of Oklahoma.
Ned: Virgil must of hit the jackpot at the Coushatta reservation casino this weekend....did you see the jack he was hauling?
Ed: Hey igmo, Virgil is a loser, and that jack was nothing but an Oklahoma wad. He was still bumming cigs off me all night. What a fuckstick.
by asfterbirtha September 3, 2009
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Cunt Wad

When a male ejaculates into the pubic bush of a female and the hair clumps up after the seamen drys.
Lisa had to go to the barber shop to get the Cunt Wad cut out her boyfriend Jafar gave her the week before.
by STPEHC January 27, 2010
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