mexican wad

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.

Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!

by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013

jack wad

Same as calling someone a jackass. But people won’t here the ass. So you get away with out the curse. Yet it’s worse than a jackass. Mostly because of the hidden inside joke. Very small amount of people know this meaning.

I can’t beliebe this jack wad took up two parking spots.

by OriginalKB May 11, 2018

Queem Wad

Big ol' wad of queem on someones face.

I just gave her a nice queem wad on her face.

by Chadilac Stackilac January 20, 2009

Pantys in a wad

When a person has a attitude or is in a bad mood

Kate currently has her pantys in a wad

by Jake daddy 1244 October 10, 2021

dick-wad

An idiot who tries to act smart.

George Bush is such a dick-wad!

by ??? May 7, 2005

flim wad

1)The "flim wad" was the original currency of the european community.

2)Flim Wad = A wankshaft of a plastic vicar who likes watching arse candles with his bum-eyes. The fucknut!

3) a total loser.

1) THe inflatable lady cost 30 flimwads.

2) He sat there rubbing himself like a total flimwad.

by Greggy March 4, 2005

Cunt Wad

When a male ejaculates into the pubic bush of a female and the hair clumps up after the seamen drys.

Lisa had to go to the barber shop to get the Cunt Wad cut out her boyfriend Jafar gave her the week before.

by STPEHC January 27, 2010