Shopping Vulture

A person (usually a female) that goes to some type of clothing or department store and walks around looking for things they like. After they find something they like they leave and wait until it goes on clearance, much like a vulture waiting for its chance to feast on a rotting carcass.

"She's been here for almost two hours, is she gonna buy anything?!"

"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture

by ishop April 21, 2011

People Vultures

the number 1 gizz fan in the world, an acient scholar of polygondwanaland.

Hey, look it's the one and only pollman- People Vultures!

by stuart_liddiard May 14, 2021

Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.

The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.

by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014

buddybag vulture

Someone who mooches off the items from another's purse, such as chewing gum, extra snacks, etc

"I hate to be a buddybag vulture, but can I have some of that gum in your purse?"

by ddamdnayckeb September 22, 2011

Surf vultures

A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.

It never fails you catch some good waves and the surf vultures come looking for wave scraps

by Surf vulture #1 October 30, 2021

vulture god

An individual who is very proficient at picking up ugly sexual partners at last call, after all the attractive people have been taken.

Jimmy is freaking vulture god, he just came home at 2:30am with some girl that looks like Jabba the Hut.

by Nekro November 12, 2015

mistake vulture

A person who regularly waits for others to make a mistake and then points this out. The mistake vulture enjoys doing this.

As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.

Mr Mistake Vulture: Dan I've been watching you and it seems you've made a mistake performing this particular task.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...

................................. mistake vulture.

by HugoLeasing August 20, 2014