hell if it was a video game

war thunder

"You play hell if it was a video game? "Of course i play war thunder

by 69420rahhh February 19, 2024

pussy video games

A single-player video game that offers no competitive player vs player. Pretty much a game you cannot stunt on anyone and waste your time playing alone like a pussy.

Mark: What single player games do you play?

James: None
Mark: Why?
James: I don't like single-player games
Mark: Why?
James: Those are pussy video games

by Leanwidit November 15, 2023

Rampage (video game franchise)

One of the greatest video game franchise since Mario, Sonic and PaRappa.

In this game franchise, you play as giant monsters that used to be human, destroying buildings in fighting off the evil company Scum Labs

Just don't watch the Rock movie that is 'based' on it. It really sucks!

Me: Did you like Rampage (video game franchise).
Incel: No I only like the movie based on the game franchise that has The Rock in it.

Me: *throws Pineapple Bomb at incel*

by NarwhalBall December 17, 2024

Video Games

Killing time counting “404 Not Found” occurrences daily. Common “Idiot Mom” behavior. Def not cause of social ills.

“Maybe Mom will beat her 404 Not Found video games someday and graduate to Tetris.”

by Pussinbootsalaska May 2, 2020

Video Game Ass Video Game

A video game that takes full advantage of the advantages of the interactive part of the medium. Where said player interactions elevate the experience such that the gameplay allows players or overlook aspects that may be lacking, like story, graphics, or voice acting.
some examples may include:
Metal Gear Rising: Revengence, Crualty Squad, Pizza Tower. just to name a few,

If I'm going to spend my time playing a game, I want it to be a real Video Game Ass Video Game.

by FlapjackBM January 14, 2025

video game maggie

The greatest gaming magazine ever. Invented by Chris O’Neill. Every review says “he sure knows how to” or “sure doesn’t know how to.”

Go buy Video Game Maggie.

by maklunky August 3, 2023

Video Game Time

The rate of time that passes when playing video games, which is much faster. 10 minutes in Video game time tends to be an hour in real time, although it depends on the game.

Example one
Mum "Timmy where the hell you been all day?"
Timmy"What do you mean? I've only been gaming for an hour."
Mum"Timmy, it's 4pm!"
Timmy" Ah crap I thought it was 10! I guess it was only an hour in video game time."

Example two
Mum "Larry dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
*A minute of video game time passes*
Mum "Larry come on dinners ready!"

Larry "But it's only been a minute? Ah video game time."

by mrperson123 January 31, 2018