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vegetarian vampire 

An individual who only drink the juice of reddish/ purple fruits and vegetables.
god damn! Im sick of these Plum Juice commercials..they only appeal to the vegetarian vampire audience!!...
vegetarian vampire by dey exist December 18, 2008

Vagitarian Diet 

A vagitarian approach ot dieting is a positive move toward a more compassionate and cleaner world and a world of improved personal health.
There are lots of options for going vagitarian. Look around. The choices you find will be varied, healthy and delicious
Vagitarian Diet by BMac October 29, 2004

Texas Vegetarian 

A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.
"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
Texas Vegetarian by ClimbingTheLog December 26, 2007

half-vegetarian 

Someone who eats chicken and fish but is otherwise vegetarian.
Julie doesn't eat pork, turkey, or beef, but she does eat other meats and eggs and dairy, so she is a half-vegetarian.
half-vegetarian by Disvan October 1, 2010

Vegetarian 

Vegetarians are people who choose to not eat meat for certain reasons, such as religion, ethics, or simply because they do not like the idea of 'eating flesh'.

Some vegetarians believe that people are allowed to choose whether or not they want to eat meat. Others try and force their beliefs on others, along with calling every meat eater a 'stupid uncultured dickhead'.

It is possible to get all daily needs out of being a Vegetarian, including protein, a fact that many people (see Omnivore and Carnivore) believe they can't. That is not to say that everyone who is not a Vegetarian believes this, just a few.

There are many varieties of vegetarian, such as those who eat fish, those who eat poultry and those who don't eat any animal products (see Vegan).
Normal Vegetarian: I'm a vegetarian because I chose to be.
Small-minded fool: Hahahahaha, you're stoopid for bein' a veggie. You gonna hate me for this? (Eats some meat product)
Normal Vegetarian: Nope.

Stupid Vegetarian: Everyone who eats meat is going to rot in hell! I hate you all! You should never eat meat! Dickheads! Assholes!
Normal Omnivore: Dude, what? (Finishes off burger)
Stupid Vegetarian: You ate meat! I hate you! Die in hell! (Bursts into tears)
^ {Seen this happen before....}
Vegetarian by xTownx December 15, 2008

Vegetarian 

A person who does not eat meat products
Vegetarian-Hi is there a vegetarian option?

Waiter-Of course...You can fuck off!
Vegetarian by comminsar November 14, 2009