Varija

the biggest BIG BACK of all history i can't even fit her in my car any more she gives me anwser tho BUTTTT......... SHE STEALS MY FOOD SMHHHHH

Girl-VARIJA STOP EATING MY FOOD

by UDONTLIKETOES June 7, 2024

Variational Systems

Systems described by variational principles—where behavior optimizes some quantity (minimizes energy, maximizes efficiency). Variational Systems are the mathematics of optimization, of finding the best path, the optimal configuration. They're used in physics (least action), engineering (optimal design), economics (utility maximization). Variational Systems assume that systems "choose" optimal paths, that nature is efficient, that optimization is fundamental. Understanding Variational Systems is understanding a world where things tend toward extremes—not random, not deterministic, but optimal.

Example: "Light takes the path of least time—a variational principle. His route-planning algorithm used the same idea: find the optimal path, minimize cost. Variational Systems worked beautifully when optimization was the goal. But human behavior wasn't always optimal; sometimes people chose worse paths for reasons the model couldn't capture. The model worked; reality didn't always cooperate."

by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026

Variant

(Noun) An alternate version of an individual from another universe, timeline, or reality. The term was popularized by the Marvel series 'Loki'.

Person A: That guy looks exactly like me, but from the 1600s.
Person B: That’s your variant from Earth-311.

by BUrdIsThEwUrd March 14, 2025

Variations on a cloud

One of the best songs made by miracle musical, which is a side project of tally hall.

It sounds like a mashup of “isle unto thyself” another song in Hawaii part 2, “murders” in the same album. With a part that is also literally just ruler of everything by tally hall.

Guy 1: hey dude look at that cloud with variations on it
miracle musical fan: VARIATIONS ON A CLOUD REFERENCE???

by Mintymondos June 21, 2025

Prithvi Varma

true true.... i did wake up my sister once... LOL you guys were listenin too LOLOLOL ok srry..

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

Aarti Varma

one who is lame; also does not like Big Bang Theory

You're an Aarti Varma, quit hatin' on Big Bang Theory.

by phanmann October 17, 2011

Whore Variable

A variable that you use throughout a code without printing it.

arr = input('Enter your array: ');
r,c = size(arr);
for j = 1:c

sum = 0;

for i = 1:r

sum = sum + arr(i,j);

end

arr2(j) = sum;
end
disp(arr2);

Oh man, that "sum" variable is a whore variable!

by Moumen_El_Gamed October 24, 2018