hr violation

Doing something awesome and risky that would, at a 'normal' company, be considered a H.R. Violation.

"Last Friday's company dinner was insane! A string of H.R. Violations. John ended up dirty dancing with Nancy and then we smoked weed in the parking lot. One hr violation after the other."

by giphyking November 10, 2015

Viola, Arkansas

A little shit hole that no one will ever come to or should never come to.

It is a place filled with only the worst of hicks that love the Confederate flag and God more than their cousin that they probably fucked.

But hey, atleast it has a decent school... if you like putting up with horrid teachers that make you seem like an idiot for trying.

Also Viola is an ugly name.

Some random person - "I'm from Viola, Arkansas!"

Someone like me - "."

by OuhClothing July 16, 2016

Viola

The Viola is a string instrument that is classified by all violin players as the worst instrument to ever exist.
The Viola can be summed up in one video, you viola you scream by TwoSetViolin

Q: What's the difference between an onion and a viola
A: No one cries when someone cuts a viola

by amusician July 24, 2019

violation

An unwanted intrusion by a person, object, sound or ideology into ones life that leaves one feeling without value or protection.

"The pornographic images piped into Peter's brain by evil Doctor X. left Peter feeling violated." - Civil rights violation, human rights violation, medical practise code of conduct violation.

by Spike May 3, 2003

gothic viola

Slang for slitting wrists.

"My life is horrible..."
"Oh, go play the gothic viola!"

by Charles March 23, 2005

Viola

A musical instrument used by low iq musicans

I saw you are playing the violin
No silly i play viola

(Escapes)

by Mr.JazzMusician January 29, 2020

viola

A wannabe violin. Snuggled safely between the violin section and the cello section, violists know that their terrible playing will definitely be drowned out. In fact, you will NEVER hear violas on a digital recording because degital recording has become so advanced that all extraneous noise is eliminated. =)

How many viola players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They can't get that high!

by th3samiam September 18, 2008