Pleasant Grove Utah

City in Utah, known for being Pleasant, yet grove-ly. Also known for producing the most NOOBtastic NOOBS in all of Utah. Yeah, the only drugs these people can hook you up with is the shit their family practicioner prescribes. Only use is as a half way point.

PG noob: hey could you drive to Pleasant Grove Utah to hook me up with a $3 bag?
O.G.: who the fuck is this?

PG Noob: what about roofies?

by pfffuckers! January 12, 2011

Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!

In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023

Beryl Utah

A shit hole in the middle of nowhere. Where kids are kept somewhat captive and dont have a good social life!

a single zit on a vast fat mans body, IS LIKE BERYL UTAH

by RBWBeryl RESIDENT May 11, 2011

Utah Helicopter

When someone is so drunk they can't speak and/or text right and talk about random things. Including but not limited too: stories about girls who squirted all over there shirt, why they love taco bell so much (because all drunk people like taco bell), and random girls they like.

Jake was a Utah helicopter last night. Did you hear him talking about taco bell non-stop?

by Zackhicky October 21, 2010

Utah Ghostick

When the penis is all that can be seen of a Mormon male when having sex through a hole in a sheet.

Marianne was aroused when imagining that the Utah ghostick was not that of her husband, but some other man hiding under the sheet.

by polypubes November 19, 2016

Utah Pantlegging

Sticking each individual testicle into your pant legs then commencing to do jumping jacks while, therefore your testicles are smacking against each other each time you do a jumping jack. If you do this correctly you will have jizzed everywhere in your pants because of pain pleasure.

Did you see jimmy doing some Utah Pantlegging, it was insane!

by My grandma just ate some prune April 2, 2019

Utah gold

n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.

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Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.

You mean great?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019