The term refers to the need to condense writing down to a precise point that uses as few characters as possible.
by HurricaneTammy August 27, 2017
A social media device or "app" that is so occurently popular that even America's modern presidents use it
by Broben5 January 01, 2018
by kylieoops July 02, 2013
Deep insights about life in 140 chars or less. Stems from the microblogging service Twitter that allows posts of up to 140 characters. Coined in a tweet on May 7, 2007.
Subjective idealism twitterism: "If a tree falls in the forest and noone is there to Twitter about it, did it really happen at all?"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"
by Jens Roland May 30, 2008
A microblogging site used by over-sharers and narcissists.
Example: "OMG i jus ate teh best sandwitch" (this is about how much typing one "tweet" consists of). How much would most people care? Not one bit. Unless you are a celebrity. Despite all that, Twitter is extremely useful for your favorite bands and organizations to utilize.
Example: "OMG i jus ate teh best sandwitch" (this is about how much typing one "tweet" consists of). How much would most people care? Not one bit. Unless you are a celebrity. Despite all that, Twitter is extremely useful for your favorite bands and organizations to utilize.
Good and bad ways to use Twitter.
Bad - "OMFG dis ashole jus cut me off 4 no reson!!! red camerow evry1 kil kil killl!!!"
See tweeler.
Good - "The DMV will be closed today due to lack of funding. Consequently, all appointments have been canceled. Have a wait-less, misery free day!"
Bad - "OMFG dis ashole jus cut me off 4 no reson!!! red camerow evry1 kil kil killl!!!"
See tweeler.
Good - "The DMV will be closed today due to lack of funding. Consequently, all appointments have been canceled. Have a wait-less, misery free day!"
by SamSchlong October 20, 2009
by Carlos Valeramma (Dan) September 25, 2003
A dumbass platform used by "Generation Z" children who are dumb and stupid. They don't even like their parents or Jesus anymore, and inSTEAD love the x box. Fuck these children nowadays.
by Beeco the Borppo December 18, 2018