Twit-flake

A combination of the words "Twitter" and "snowflake." Someone on Twitter that gets really defensive over something that's (overall) trivial. This can also apply to politics, gaming, tv shows, etc. They'd mostly throw out derogatory terms like "racist", "homophobic", "ableist", etc. usually deriving from places like Tumblr.
This person on Twitter is being a twit-flake because someone made a sarcastic joke. So they decided to call the person "racist." Then the other person came out saying it was sarcastic. The twit-flake decided to call that person "ableist" since they didn't include "/s" in the middle of their joke. Even though it was easy to identify as sarcasm even without "/s."
by TheBlankOne November 24, 2020
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twit wheel

What a twit wheel
by CousinJonathan July 26, 2017
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Upper-class twit

A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.
The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.

They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.
by November 13, 2020
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Twit-back

When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’

A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”

Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009
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Twit That!

Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.
Person A "Humus is the savoury spread of the middle classes"
Person B "Twit That!"
by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 23, 2010
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Twit Whistle

Another way of calling someone A Dumbass, A Jerk, A Dick, An Idiot, An Asshole, Rude, Ignorant.
1. John you are a fucking twit whistle grow the fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of twit whistles leave me alone,
3. Tom is the biggest twit whistle ever he is so mean to everyone in the office!
4. My wife is being such a twit whistle to me today so she isn't getting laid tonight!
by Idisownbikesnobs April 19, 2016
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