Taste Test

to eat a girl out, or go down on her

She gave me some slurp slurp so i figured it was only right to give a lil taste test.

by Andy Work October 24, 2005

teste pop

Describes the moment where a male's voice cracks, especially with strain such as with shouting. The voice pitch suddenly rises and the contrast with the normal deep voice makes it sound like a squeak or 'pop'.

Especially used to describe teenage boys who are undergoing voice deepening during puberty; where vocal cords lengthen and thicken in response to testosterone from the testes. (Hence the use of the word 'teste' and 'pop'.) However, this term can be used to refer to young adult men as well.

"Jay just had a massive teste pop during his choir solo practice!"

by Nahtanoj December 9, 2008

tested

To try someones patience or limits.

Bobby I told you to get out of the tree you have tested my patience for the last time!

by Kim Perez-P March 13, 2008

Skeet taste

A unit of measure for drank, is roughly the same amount as one full skeet ejaculation. Can be used to mean a small taste of anything. Native word to Houston and surrounding area.

1. To make Purple Sprite: Add a skeet taste of drank to one can of sprite, and mix in a styrofoam cup.
2. "You want some drank?"..."Gimme a lil skeet taste."

by dustywayne99 January 28, 2014

testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

Vegans taste better

Referrs to the sexual organs of the vegan human. They really do taste better.

I am, of course, a great example.

by Ganga July 23, 2005

Tell me how my ass tastes.

A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.

Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.

Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"

Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"

Person A intercepts Person B

Person B: "Damn..."

Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."

by The Cannon June 27, 2008