Tumblr

Tumblr is a place where people hate themselves and love Satan.

Amandi: you should visit Tumblr
Jamie: Yeah, OK. I'll do it for you.
*One Week Later*
Amandi: How was it?
Jamie: I HATE MYSELF!!! Satan is so misunderstood
Amandi: *claps hands together* *Opens Tumblr* *doesn't come back until a month*

by Inspiretobeyou July 15, 2018

Tumblring

(V.) The act of surfing Tumblr porn for inspiring sexual ideas

Tumblring is both a fun and informative past time.

by JMM789 April 5, 2017

TUMBLR

See, God and Satan got into an argument one day: Satan was mad God got to make everything in the world. So after hours of debate and begging, God told Satan he could create one thing. Thus, Tumblr was created.

Tumblr is the best dang social media sight in the world.

by Squidisbatman March 11, 2017

Tumblr

The end of your social life. It is probably one of the main reasons your are single.

"She's so pretty, why is she still single?"

"Tumblr."

"Oh"

by myfailedlife April 21, 2016

tumblr

A complete joke.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard about Tumblr?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they stopped allowing NSFW, causing an absolute mess."
Guy 1: "How is it doing?"
Guy 2: "It's more dead than MySpace."

by ThatGuyAwesome March 11, 2020

Tumblr

The dark lord, Satan.

"Oh, whacha doin' later today?"

**Hisses at outside contact** "Tumblr."

by nostalgicviews April 22, 2013

Tumblr

1.A website with two sides: the hipster blogs, which aren't that interesting, and the fandoms. The fandom side of Tumblr tends to be the most popular side because it's just weird. Just plain disturbing.
2. Go on Google Translate and type in "tumblr." Translate it into Irish and then translate the Irish into English. There you go.

What did you do last night?
Oh, I just went on Tumblr.
Last time I went on there, I posted a quote from 50 Shades Of Gray. No-one got freaked out, they just posted a GIF from Supernatural.

by vickachu August 16, 2014