muncie turtle 

To have an act of sexual intercourse under the turtle.

John and Carol did the Muncie Turtle last fall.

muncie turtle by Buck Nasty08 September 26, 2006

turtle blazed 

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.

He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.

turtle blazed by A.lbert January 19, 2009

Turtle Mode 

Verb. The act of when talking to a group of people (or person) panicking and retreating into ones sweatshirt, Tee-shirt, clothing. It sometimes can be considered cute, and usually occurs to shy, awkward people.

Ashley: So Teddi are you still dating that boy?

Teddi: *Goes into turtle mode* u-uhhh .////.

Turtle Mode by Zero_000 January 25, 2015

dust turtle

A slow old person that nobody likes or wants to be around.

When the Dust Turtle came in, everyone hid.

dust turtle by SiriusBen February 7, 2017

Squirtle On My Turtle 

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

Squirtle On My Turtle by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

Turtle Heading 

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

Turtle Heading by Hemlok February 15, 2009

Zombie turtle 

This phrase is a humorous description of something painfully slow.

Gaaawd, the waiter is moving like a Zombie turtle!

Zombie turtle by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021