Heisman Trophy

A masturbation position, primarily used in the shower to keep from slipping. One hand on the wall, the other hand.. well you know.

Dude, I was jacking off in the shower, and I had to do the Heisman Trophy because the tub was so slippery.

by Bobbybagpipes July 4, 2008

trophy wife

Stupid bimbo, who sits at home all day giving out to the pool boy, while reading Hello! and OK magazine, because her own life is so pathetic. Drives a Mercedes ML, whiles husband is out impregnating secetaries and air hostesses. Most likely deserve to die. Reside in the D4 area, sit on school parent's committees, and do charity work to make up for €5,000 BTs shopping spree they did the previous day. Mould daughters into themselves so that they will grow up lonely and empty. Often pregnant at the age of nineteen, always blaming it on the condom.

Mother: A stupid commoner scratched my Merc while I was at the spa with Britney, luckily I was able to get Jeeves to pick me up in the chopper.

by jdi May 9, 2004

trophy wife

This role is for a woman who is in a relationship and she is just there for her man. The trophy wife role is where you would just be there for your man and do anything that they want. This could also be taken as a woman who is thought of her husbands trophy and that they won her over or that it was a game and not because of true love

In the bachelorette all the guys are on their single dates and they are always talking about getting the rose and not just putting that at the back of their heads and that sounds like a trophy wife

by gossipgirl07 July 26, 2012

trophy wife

1. a title many women only wish they were pretty enough to attain.

2. myself in 5 years

3. being paid to wake up and look cute everyday, as well as have a lot of sex and give a lot of head.

Oh how I wish I were a trophy wife.

by the kid under the cupboard January 10, 2009

trophy wife

A woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole if you knew her past. See also: boat whore.

My trophy wife can't stop staring at the black guys.

by anon March 3, 2005

Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018

Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.

“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018