Wet Tissue

When a person (ultimately gender doesn't matter for both parties) blows their nose into the other persons vagina or asshole for the pleasure of the recipient.

Guy 1: I totally gave her a Wet Tissue last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

Guy 1: I think I even got a few boogers into her

by 1$97fj+ November 26, 2013

tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

Tissue breakup

When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.

Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.

by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013

tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something

Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.

by Big little v November 5, 2013

tissue

muscular tissue

Deep tissue massage can relieve muscle tension

by stopthecrying January 7, 2017

Tissues

We seen them all in classroom people sometimes used them to make things look big but everyone notice just stop your making your self a foul Ik you want them there at ur local drug store

"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me"~Tissues

by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 1, 2017