Tossing the Spam Javelin

v. masturbating

Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008

tossing the salad

To eat out ones' ass thoroughly.

Erin : Hey leahtard what were you doing last night ?
Leah : Just tossin matt's salad agan.
Erin: Any good ?
Leah: If you like tossing the salad it is !

by not_im_scene October 17, 2010

tossing salad

Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with syrup or jelly; syrup is generally preferred. This is usually done as initiation for someone that wants to score some drugs in jail, or by sexually depraved people.

-"Have you seen the new boy in cell block D? I'ma make him my bitch; he'll be tossing salads by the end of the week!"
-"Mary is a freak in bed; last night she tossed my salad!"

by Chris Rock June 15, 2003

Tip Toeing

Rubbing the tip of ones penis on a person's toes while they sleep.

Either I stepped in snot this morning, or someone has been tip toeing around here.

by loquacious loki January 10, 2015

Tossing The One Bean Salad

1. Manual stimulation of the female clitoris. Most frequently an act of self-indulgence, although some consider "The Toss" to be a normal activity during sexual encounters Third Base.

Dude... I was walking past your Mom's room and she was flat on her back "Tossing The One Bean Salad"!!!

by Boogie D October 12, 2011

Tossing logs

Gay sex

Tossing logs in billies asss

by Johnpoet1979 June 6, 2015

Tobing

{Tobe-ing} not {tawb-ing}

When you are do everything right. This describes a time when your life is going exactly how you need it to be going. Usually the end to a losing streak or week of L's. This when you really start to bounce back.

Friend 1: Hey man, how you doing?
Friend 2: Bro you don't even know! I'm straight Tobing right now. I just aced my math test, hit a new bench pb and I got Stacy to go on a date with me.

by tits4toby December 21, 2017