The Angry Torpedo

to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.

Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.

by Stacker February 26, 2004

Tortellini

A delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. Can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn't tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap bastard).

Johnny: "I'm gonna get me some tortellini."
Janet: "Didn't you say it tasted like semen last time?"
Johnny: "Yeah, but I kinda liked it."

by CharlieCatt June 22, 2008

torpedoed

To be betrayed, backstabbed, dissed, or punked by a someone you thought loyal.

Usually it's bros before hos, but Eddy torpedoed me with that bitch.

by mcgggggg June 6, 2005

rusty torpedo

after you fuck a bitch in the ass and shove your rod down her throat.

i know this hoe who liked ass to mouth so i gave her a rusty torpedo.

by t-loc April 28, 2006

Torpedo

A nickname for a girl who has extremly big boobs! The girl will most likely not like this nickname, but its for a good reason. Then again, on a rare occasion, the girl might like it, so give it a try!

Guy: hey look at that chick, she's got a nice rack!
Guy#2: DAMN! Her nickname is Torpedo dude!

( Guy#2 goes over by the girl )

Guy#2: hey Torpedo! Nice to meet ya!
Girl: What did you call me?
Guy: Torpedo, ya know.... you got reAlly big tits!
Girl: i know i do, but you dont need to give me a nickname like that!

by Shelberzzzzzzo February 21, 2010

Tortada

When a guy is going down on a girl, and during the throws of passion he becomes inverted and his nose ends up in her butthole.

Man, I was eating my girlfriend out, and my nose ended up in her crack. That tortada was no bueno.

by the royal tortada April 26, 2010

tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006